Life is Poo

Well it is - really - sometimes just poo. My DH has been made redundant through no fault of his own. He left a nice secure job on the promise of lots of interesting work with another company and the work never materialised - he sat around being bored for six months and has now been made redundant. I am quite bitter about it to be honest. I feel we were conned into moving when it wasn't really necessary.

Anyway - to cheer myself up I did this little Meme thing. You go to Google and type in "unfortunately (and then your name)" - don't forget the inverted commas and then you post your favourite results - so mine are as follows;

Unfortunately, Becky is unable to complete the race

Unfortunately, Becky, in her state, can't get into the loft. Well, she can. But you have to give her a damn good shove from below

Unfortunately, Becky’s husband, Herb, wasn't quite as enthusiastic. “His harsh words were, ‘Have you lost your mind?

unfortunately, Becky, unlike Christine, was strong-willed and self-assertive

unfortunately Becky suffers from surprise nose bleeding disease

Unfortunately, Becky! does not integrate a spam filter and lacks index search

Unfortunately, Becky offers no assistance sealing the deal at the end of the night

Over and out !